My book contains a couple of digs at Donald Trump, including this Wacky Leafday colouring page where one of the impossible events is Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
So I've come up with a cheap plan to sell books without having to spend any money on ads:
Step 1: Get this in front of Donald Trump.
Step 2: Trump becomes offended.
Step 3: Trump posts an angry Truth Social rant about 60 Years of Disappointment.
Step 4: Free publicity.
Step 5: Sell lots of books.
I'm currently stuck on Step 1.
So here's the deal: Anyone who can get Donald Trump to publicly acknowledge this book in any way, will receive a free copy.