Fan mail? Hate mail? Speaking requests?
I'd love to hear from you.
For a reasonable fee, I'll officiate your wedding, jump out of a cake at your birthday party, cut the ribbon at your grand opening, make a guest appearance at your bar mitzvah, or show up at your Game 7 viewing party.
I'll even lead a chant of "GOLF LEAFS GOLF!"
60yearsofdisappointment@gmail.com